Honest John Missile Launcher

As col­lec­tors, our beloved die cast toys stand out in our mem­o­ries for many rea­sons. The mem­o­ries could be of the unique func­tions a par­tic­u­lar toy had, the type of vehi­cle it was, where it was pur­chased, its col­ors, or even its size and name. For me, when it comes to the mem­o­ry of size and name of a toy, my fond­est is cer­tain­ly of the Dinky Hon­est John mis­sile launch­er.

An original 1963 U.S. Army Honest John field manual and promotional water color print from Douglas Aircraft showing a pair of inbound Honest John missiles closing in on an armored column compliment the Dinky Honest John model superbly.

Dinky released the 665 Hon­est John in 1964, and it was a good sell­er until it was dis­con­tin­ued in 1975. Mil­i­tary toys were ever present in the Dinky line­up from the start of the com­pa­ny in the 1930s all the way up to its demise in 1979. They would have con­tin­ued to be good sell­ers if Dinky had sur­vived into the 1980s, as many toy com­pa­nies still includ­ed mil­i­tary toys in their offer­ings at that point. The spring-loaded, fir­ing, rub­ber-tipped mis­sile gave Hon­est John immense play val­ue on the liv­ing room bat­tle­field floor, and since it was a truck-mount­ed mis­sile launch­er it was real­ly two toys in one! A child could still play with the truck after the mis­sile was launched or lost. My own Hon­est John truck sur­vived my child­hood rel­a­tive­ly unscathed — even though its mis­sile was fired into obliv­ion decades ago.

Nicknamed “Dear John” by the troops who operated it, this example was the first type with the large distinctive launch rail and was known as the M289. This photograph was taken at Fort Hood Texas in 1955. Loaded with the missile, it weighed 47,660 pounds and rode on big 14.00 by 20 tires.

The devel­op­ment of the real-life Hon­est John began in May 1950 at the Red­stone Arse­nal in Huntsville, Alaba­ma, at the behest of the Army Ordi­nance Corps.  The US Army want­ed a sim­ple, large cal­iber, spe­cial pur­pose field artillery rock­et that would car­ry a nuclear war­head, use sol­id fuel, and uti­lize as much off-the-shelf equip­ment as pos­si­ble in order to save mon­ey and devel­op­ment time.  In Octo­ber 1950, the San­ta Mon­i­ca, Cal­i­for­nia-based Dou­glas Air­craft Com­pa­ny was under con­tract for pre­lim­i­nary stud­ies, and lat­er became the pri­ma­ry man­u­fac­tur­ing con­tract. The rock­et was des­ig­nat­ed as Artillery Rock­et XM31, a high­ly-mobile sys­tem that would be launched from an Inter­na­tion­al Har­vester M139C six-ton truck chas­sis. (The M139C truck was pow­ered by a 224 horse­pow­er Con­ti­nen­tal six-cylin­der gaso­line engine with a four-speed man­u­al trans­mis­sion.)

“This Big Stick stops trouble before it starts” was a fitting title for this colorful 1956 Douglas Aircraft ad for the Honest John.

Red­stone Arse­nal Com­man­der, Brigadier Gen­er­al Hol­ger N. Toftoy, explained how Hon­est John came to have its unique moniker. He said: “Know­ing that troops usu­al­ly come up with their own nick­names for weapons if they didn’t like the offi­cial names, we cast about for a catchy easy to remem­ber name. Before the first test launch of the first 762mm rock­et there was con­sid­er­able con­tro­ver­sy in the Pen­ta­gon as if the sys­tem was worth­while. There was seri­ous con­sid­er­a­tion in the Gen­er­al Staff that such a large unguid­ed rock­et could not have the accu­ra­cy to jus­ti­fy fur­ther fund­ing. At this time, while on a trip to the White Sands Prov­ing ground in New Mex­i­co, we ran into a Tex­an mak­ing state­ments that were hard to believe. When his verac­i­ty was ques­tioned, he exclaimed, ‘Why, around these parts I’m called Hon­est John.’ Feel­ing some­what like a Tex­an at the time I felt Hon­est John would an appro­pri­ate nick­name.” [Source: U.S. Army Avi­a­tion and Mis­sile Life Cycle Man­age­ment Com­mand]

The Dinky 665 Honest John was modelled on the later updated M386 version with the smaller launch rail. Note the stabilizing jacks emplaced on this truck. October, 1956. Photo courtesy of United States Army Sustainment Command Archives, Rock Island Arsenal.

In Sep­tem­ber, Hon­est John received the new des­ig­na­tion of M31, and by the end of 1953 the first Army units took deliv­ery of the rock­ets. In ear­ly 1954, they were deployed to US Army units in Europe, where they would serve as a front-line weapon in the face of the then-con­stant threat of Sovi­et Russ­ian-backed War­saw Pact forces. Hon­est John bat­tal­ions con­sist­ed of two-to-three bat­ter­ies with two launch­ers. The rock­et was trans­port­ed in three pieces to the launch-area war­head — motor and fins in an M55 long wheel base car­go truck, with an XM 405 mis­sile-han­dling trail­er. It would then be assem­bled by the 12-man crew and hoist­ed onto the launch­er by an M62 wreck­er. It was aimed much like a can­non and launched in about five min­utes. For cold-weath­er oper­a­tions, elec­tric blan­kets made by Gen­er­al Elec­tric were used to warm the sol­id fuel before launch. 77 degrees was the opti­mal tem­per­a­ture for a com­plete burn of the sol­id rock­et fuel.

The outgoing Dinky 667 missile servicing platform was the basis for the Honest John model as it had a very similar 6x6 chassis.

The Hon­est John was the first nuclear capa­ble sur­face-to-sur­face rock­et in the Unit­ed States mil­i­tary arse­nal. The 27-foot-long, 762mm unguid­ed rock­et was pow­ered by an M6 sol­id-fuel rock­et engine, weighed 5,820 pounds, and was spin sta­bi­lized in flight by a pair of M7 spin motors. It car­ried a W‑7 nuclear war­head with a vari­able yield of up to 20 kilo­tons. It could also be fit­ted with a 1,500-pound, con­ven­tion­al, high-explo­sive war­head. It was fired from a hydraulic ele­vat­ed ramp fit­ted on the rear of the M139C truck with an M‑289 launch­er. The ini­tial M31 ver­sions had a range of about 15 miles. Almost 7800 M31 ver­sions were pro­duced between 1952 and 1960.

Dinky advertised the arrival of the 665 Honest John just in time for Easter in the March 1964 issue of Meccano Magazine. What a gift for Easter, a toy tactical nuclear capable missile!

Lat­er ver­sions would see the devel­op­ment of the more pow­er­ful M50 des­ig­na­tion that gave the mis­sile a short­er length, lighter weight, and small­er squared fins with a max­i­mum range of approx­i­mate­ly 30 miles with more accu­ra­cy. The M50 car­ried the W31 nuclear war­head that yield­ed 2, 10, or 30 kilo­tons.  Over 7000 M50 improved types were made up to 1965—when pro­duc­tion ceased.  The M289 launch­er was lat­er redesigned and des­ig­nat­ed M386; this is the ver­sion on which the Dinky is mod­eled. The redesign enabled a reduced size and less com­pli­cat­ed launch rail that incor­po­rat­ed a semi-rotat­ing launch­er base, also exhib­it­ed on the Dinky mod­el. These updates gave the truck a con­sid­er­ably small­er bat­tle­field pro­file. Also great­ly improved were the truck’s dri­ving char­ac­ter­is­tics, as the very long and heavy front over­hang of the launch rail was elim­i­nat­ed, along with the big blind spots on both sides of the cab.

M386 versions are being assembled inside the cavernous halls of the U.S. Army Rock Island Arsenal in Rock Island Illinois in March, 1963. Photo courtesy of United States Army Sustainment Command Archives, Rock Island Arsenal.

In the 1960s, a chem­i­cal war­head con­tain­ing 356 sarin nerve gas bomblets was added to the Hon­est John sys­tem. In 1962, both mod­els of the Hon­est John were giv­en new des­ig­na­tion num­bers. The M‑31 became the MGR-1A, and the M‑50 became the MGR1‑B. By 1965, M50 pro­duc­tion was completed—with over 7000 pro­duced. In 1972, the Hon­est John was grad­u­al­ly phased out from ser­vice by the then-new Lance mis­sile. In 1982, the Hon­est John was declared obso­lete and was retired by the US.

Fresh off the production line, a completed M386 is blocked up and loaded on a rail car destined for Florida’s Eglin AFB in May,1961. Photo courtesy of United States Army Sustainment Command Archives, Rock Island Arsenal.

Besides the US Army and Marines, oth­er oper­a­tors — nuclear and con­ven­tion­al — includ­ed Bel­gium, Cana­da, Den­mark, France, Ger­many, Greece, Italy, South Korea, Nor­way, Nether­lands, Tai­wan, Turkey, and the Unit­ed King­dom.  Greece, Turkey, and South Korea oper­at­ed their con­ven­tion­al war­head units into the 1990s. The Hon­est John had a longer ser­vice life than all oth­er U.S. bal­lis­tic mis­siles except the U.S.A.F. Min­ute­man ICBM, which is still in ser­vice.

Taken in what was then West Germany, this U.S. Army M62 wrecker is towing the M405 missile handling trailer. The long bar fitted to the top of the missile is the M4E1 handling beam and it was used for loading. Too bad Dinky never modelled this great setup.

Dur­ing the Cold War decades of the 1950s and 1960s, Hon­est Johns were a com­mon site in North Amer­i­ca, Asia, and West­ern Europe. Dinky cap­i­tal­ized on this, and it would have been hard to find a kid that wouldn’t be inter­est­ed in a toy that fea­tured a big mis­sile on a truck. When Dinky released the 665 Hon­est John mod­el in March of 1964, they were able to save on devel­op­ment funds for a com­plete­ly new mod­el. They mod­i­fied the already-avail­able Dinky 667 mis­sile-ser­vic­ing plat­form vehi­cle that was based on the real-life U.S. Army M280 five-ton short wheel­base chas­sis, which was sim­i­lar to the 6‑ton M139C chas­sis the Hon­est John uti­lized.

This rare photo details the special tools and ancillary equipment that complemented the Honest John. Photo courtesy of United States Army Sustainment Command Archives, Rock Island Arsenal.

The 667 was being dis­con­tin­ued after a four-year run so the rear super-sin­gle wheels were replaced by an eight-tire rear bogie, the two sta­bi­liz­ers removed, (though the mounts still remained) and an elon­gat­ed, detailed plas­tic rear was fit­ted to accom­mo­date the semi-rota­tion­al, func­tion­al, spring-loaded, launch rail and rock­et. It was an easy con­ver­sion for the Dinky design­ers. The white plas­tic mis­siles were launched by pulling a met­al han­dle back to put ten­sion on the spring, lock­ing it place, and then releas­ing to fire. The launch rail on the Dinky toy was very long in the rear com­pared to the actu­al Hon­est John due to the launch spring need­ing extra length while com­pressed.  How­ev­er, there are some stand­out cast­ing details on the launch rail that deserve men­tion­ing as the Dinky design­ers did a fan­tas­tic job here, and they could be eas­i­ly over­looked. There are four large braces present, two on each side, and these were the tie downs for the mis­sile when mount­ed on the rail. There are also four small steps, two on each side in the mid­dle of the rail. These small steps were the rest­ing points for the legs of the hoist on the M405 mis­sile han­dling trail­er. At the front of the rail, right below the riv­et cast­ings, you will find three small bars on both sides of the rail. These repli­cat­ed the hinge points that made the front sec­tion of the real launch rail that extend­ed over the truck’s cab split, and they fold to each side for trans­port. Sim­u­lat­ed hand cranks can also be found under close exam­i­na­tion.

In service with the German Bundeswehr, this Honest John was taking part in a military parade in what was then the West German town of Oldenburg during May 1961. Note the front portion of the launch rail folded back for transport just above the drivers. Dinky cast the hinge detail for this feature on the model.

The promi­nent fea­tures that the Dinky toy mod­el lacked com­pared to an actu­al Hon­est John would be the col­lapsi­ble cab roof, the three under-chas­sis sta­bi­liz­ers, dri­vers’ side spare tire mount, and a longer wheel­base.

Up on a ladder, a U.S. Army soldier is manually jacking the missile backwards. Rear views of the Honest John like this are not often seen. October, 1957. Photo courtesy of United States Army Sustainment Command Archives, Rock Island Arsenal.

Both the Dinky ver­sion of Hon­est John and the mis­siles often shown in pho­tographs were white. White and oth­er bright col­ors were used for track­ing and test­ing pur­pos­es, as was the black “checker­board” right below the large war­head of the rock­et. These were placed near the spin motors that sta­bi­lized the rock­et. Actu­al com­bat rock­ets were paint­ed olive drab green, but Dinky nev­er made an olive-green ver­sion.

From my collection, four of the five box types for the Dinky Honest John are shown here. The plain end flap box is not present and the bubble box version is my model from childhood for which I recently found a box. The export window box on the top right is the rarest box type.

Dinky man­u­fac­tured the mis­siles out of white plas­tic with a rub­ber war­head tip. Ear­ly pro­duc­tion mis­siles had the black checker­board fea­ture, but this was delet­ed as a cost-sav­ing mea­sure a few years lat­er. The mis­sile was a good rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the orig­i­nal, although the small shark fins in the mid­dle of the mis­sile were added by Dinky design­ers to fit into the launch rail to fire it via the spring when released. I have seen some late issues with a more real­is­tic appear­ing dark gray rock­et.

Early Dinky Honest John models had water slide decals on the bumpers and silver detail on the headlights. To save costs, very late versions, like mine from childhood on the right, had stickers on the bumpers and no silver detail on the headlights.

Dinky fin­ished the trucks in var­i­ous shades of dark green with green plas­tic wheels. The plas­tic rear launch­er base and wheels can be found in dif­fer­ent shades of green and black, with black being the rarest vari­ant. While these dif­fer­ent shades of green, and even black, for the wheels and body­work offer more ver­sions for the col­lec­tor to acquire, they do spoil the appear­ance of what is a very good rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the only die cast mod­el ever made of the Hon­est John, as the real-life ver­sions were all dark green, wheels and all.

The Honest John name stood out to me since I was a child and so did its size compared to my other Dinky toys growing up. The scale of the Dinky Honest John was approximately 1/60 which was fairly common for early Dinky military vehicles. By 1975 when it was withdrawn, Dinky toys had grown considerably larger and for comparison, my childhood Honest John easily fits in the back of my childhood Dinky 668 1/42nd scale Foden army truck with the tilt removed.

Wheel melt is a com­mon prob­lem affect­ing the lat­er issues. Ear­ly ver­sions seem to be immune from this, but I do see lat­er mod­els with this prob­lem. Dinky must have used dif­fer­ent plas­tic and rub­ber sup­pli­ers, as not all mod­els are affect­ed. Mine from child­hood has none, luck­i­ly. First run tires were a large all-ter­rain type, while final runs were a slight­ly small­er street type tire and “HEAVY DUTY” mold­ed into a smooth side­wall.

I modelled this diorama on a typical Honest John exercise of the 1950’s and 1960’s era. While Dinky never made a U.S. Army M62 wrecker or the other support vehicles for the Honest John system, the French Dinky Berliet army wrecker used the same American Austin Western crane so it’s quite effective here loading a missile. I made a basic M4E1 handling beam out of a wooden coffee stirrer, some brass wire and black thread to support the missile during loading as on the real missiles. Balancing the missile for this photo was tricky but the end result was satisfactory. Gray tissue paper wrapped around one of the missiles simulates the electric warming blankets that kept the actual missiles’ solid fuel warm in colder temperatures.

Unit mark­ings can be found on the front bumper and rear of the mod­els. Ear­ly issues were water slide decals while lat­er mod­els were paper stick­ers. Head­lights were ini­tial­ly paint­ed sil­ver, but lat­er this detail was delet­ed as a cost-sav­ing mea­sure.

Ini­tial pro­duc­tion mod­els came in the very stur­dy, col­or­ful­ly-illus­trat­ed, lift-off lid box­es with an instruc­tion sheet with red print. Lat­er instruc­tion sheets had black or blue print. The first end-flap box to be released fea­tured a real­is­tic desert scene sim­i­lar to a set­ting at the White Sands, New Mex­i­co mis­sile range. This may be the most attrac­tive box. The US export win­dow box was also uti­lized, but due to the extreme­ly frag­ile nature of these box­es, they are very rare. The desert scene box was soon replaced by the end flap box that fea­tured a plain pic­ture with no back­ground. By 1973–74, the bub­ble box­es were uti­lized until the mod­el was dis­con­tin­ued in 1975. The bub­ble box­es, like all the oth­er Dinky toy box­es dur­ing this peri­od, had the instruc­tions print­ed on the base of the box—along with the annoy­ing “do not aim the mis­sile at peo­ple” cau­tion­ary print for those who lacked com­mon sense. I nev­er aimed any of my fir­ing mil­i­tary toys at any­one when I was a child.

My Hon­est John was pur­chased for me by my mom around 1978 from Five Cor­ners Toy and Gift Shop in West­wood, NJ. This was my go-to retail­er for Dinky toys and it was often called The Dinky Store.  Despite the mod­el being with­drawn in 1975, they could still be found in stores where I lived.  As a life­long com­mer­cial and mil­i­tary vehi­cle enthu­si­ast, it was a toy I enjoyed very much. A few years lat­er, I would read about the real Hon­est John when I received from my dad Knowl­edge Through Col­or: Rock­ets and Mis­siles, by John W.R. Tay­lor, which I still own.

Due to an 11-year pro­duc­tion run that over­lapped two decades, the mod­els cur­rent­ly are still abun­dant and afford­able for the col­lec­tor. They are always for sale on eBay and often at auc­tions, but many are miss­ing the mis­sile. The repro­duc­tion mis­siles are a wel­come addi­tion since, like mine, they were often lost and orig­i­nals were eas­i­ly bro­ken, espe­cial­ly the fins. The fins on the repro­duc­tion mis­sile are con­sid­er­ably thick­er.

One has to won­der if any mod­els ever made it to Dou­glas Air­craft, the US Army, or Marines for dis­play and pro­mo­tion­al pur­pos­es. I have nev­er seen any evi­dence of it in my research but per­haps some­one can shed some light on this. Since it was the only diecast mod­el ever made of the Hon­est John, it would have made the per­fect pro­mo­tion­al piece and been quite at home dis­played on a general’s desk.

While there have been some plas­tic mod­els offered of the Hon­est John over the past six­ty five plus years, Dinky deserves much cred­it for pro­duc­ing the only die cast mod­el toy ever made of the Hon­est John. Tekno, which always pro­duced superb die cast toy mod­els, offered a fan­ta­sy ver­sion of the Hon­est John that was based on their Sca­nia fire truck chas­sis, but it bears no resem­blance what­so­ev­er to the real Hon­est John.

I men­tioned in the begin­ning of this arti­cle that in addi­tion to the name of the Hon­est John toy, the size also stood out to me. It always seemed odd­ly small to me! I nev­er knew why until years lat­er. Kids who, like me in the 1970s, col­lect­ed Dinky toys were accus­tomed to their large scale because that’s what Dinky made dur­ing the final era of pro­duc­tion. I didn’t have or know about small Dinky toys because they were all big by then.  Com­pared to the 1950s and 1960s mod­els, they were huge. When you place the Dinky Hon­est John next to a mod­el like my child­hood  1/42nd scale 668 Foden army truck, it can fit inside the car­go bed. Since it debuted in 1964, it was a good sell­ing car­ry­over from a small­er-scale decade that was long gone by the 1970s in the world of Dinky Toys. It was also the last Eng­lish Dinky mil­i­tary vehi­cle made in the small­er approx­i­mate­ly 1/60 scale. Nev­er­the­less, it was still one of my favorite mil­i­tary mod­els, and one can only imag­ine how grand a mod­el it would have been had it been pro­duced in the big­ger scales.

This arti­cle was a very enjoy­able one to write: It’s about a Dinky Toy that’s not often dis­cussed or fea­tured, and I’ve always thor­ough­ly enjoyed the Cold War era that this mod­el was a big part of. 

Regard­ing some of the pho­tos in this arti­cle, I want­ed unique views to fea­ture, dif­fer­ent from what can be found online.  I reached out to the U.S. Army at Rock Island Arse­nal in Illi­nois, as I knew that was where the Hon­est Johns were orig­i­nal­ly assem­bled. I was delight­ed to get a response from a very kind and knowl­edge­able gen­tle­man named Kaleb Bemis.  He sent me some rare and per­haps nev­er seen pho­tos, so I remain very grate­ful for his assis­tance.

Writ­ing an arti­cle like this is nev­er a one-per­son endeav­or, so very spe­cial thanks go to Kaleb Bemis, Unit­ed States Army Sus­tain­ment Com­mand Archives, Rock Island Arse­nal; Mark A. Red­man; DTCA mem­bers Jan Wern­er, Jonathon Angel and Ravi Bhav­nani.

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